Dear FB friends, Thank you for the concerned chats asking whether I was injured during the terrorist bus bombing in Bulgaria. Considering the original article mentions it was a Jewish tour bus in Burgas, and a) Burgas is 428km away (that's 5 hrs from Sofia) b) I'm not from Isreal c) Odds of me being on a Jewish tour bus are about 0.00001%.. I appreciate the sentiment that you think I'm a time-traveling multi-faith super spy in the center of all the action. But sorrily such is not the case. Next time a mime dies in the woods in Iceland, I'll be sure to check in on you too!